I have one purpose for blogging today. And it is to prove without a fact that Jersey Shore is the greatest television show ever invented. First of all shows should be ranked by the level of swearing, bitch-slapping and how often the cops are called. That's why Jerry Springer and Cops used to be the best shows in existance. That was until the smartest motherfucker in the world over at MTV decided to combine those factors with god's most majestic creature; the guido. Secondly, the nicknames in Jersey Shore are also pretty fierce. J-Woww, Snooki, The Situation! Also the amount of bronzer, hair extensions and random hookups are off the chart. Thank you MTV for this gift from God.
Peace.
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