The movie store in my one horse town went out of business. It's about goddamn time. Its almost as if they haven't heard of the Internet. Why would you pay $6 for a movie for a week when you could alternatively spend $0 and have it forever off the Internet. Pirate Bay. Frostwire. Vuze. Ares. Linkjoy. Essentially movie stores are as relevant and groundbreaking as typewriter stores. There are other businesses that I would love to see just end:
1. Farming. Can't Monsanto and Walmart just run everything?
2. Banking. Just keep your money under a bed and buy a shotgun.
3. My mortal enemy, the music industry:
Thom Yorke (of Radiohead, just in case you're retarded), has said that the music industry will fold in a matter of weeks, and it will be no great lost to the world. And to help destroy this useless industry, a new Radiohead album will be released in a matter of weeks. Presumably free just like their 2007 album, In Rainbows. And because I support stealing movies and music off the Internet. I encourage you to steal my blog. Just take it. For free.
Speaking of dying industries, I'd like to talk to BP. If you're not a representative of British Petroleum don't read the following.
Dear,
Tea-Drinking, Oil-Spilling assholes.
Clean up your goddamn mess. I mean you're literally worse than a 9-year-old. If they spill something at the dinner table, they make some effort to clean it up. And that's milk. You spilled oil. That kills ducks. You're killing this:
Look into that duck's eyes. Just a little bit longer. Do you feel the pain? The evil? Of course you don't, you're heartless robots. Now clean up your mess.
Speaking of Heartless robots, The Fray did a cover of Heartless buy Kanye West and its my SONG OF THE DAY. Hopefully I'll be consistent in posting daily and giving you a kickass song everyday, but consistency is not my thing. Which should be blatantly obviously by the fact that I didn't post for 5 months. But anyways, here's your song of the day.
Peace.
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