Hey, so I haven't posted in a solid 5 months. I don't really have any reason other than I got a life. But now I don't, so I'm on Blogger again... Let's rant.
The movie store in my one horse town went out of business. It's about goddamn time. Its almost as if they haven't heard of the Internet. Why would you pay $6 for a movie for a week when you could alternatively spend $0 and have it forever off the Internet. Pirate Bay. Frostwire. Vuze. Ares. Linkjoy. Essentially movie stores are as relevant and groundbreaking as typewriter stores. There are other businesses that I would love to see just end:
1. Farming. Can't Monsanto and Walmart just run everything?
2. Banking. Just keep your money under a bed and buy a shotgun.
3. My mortal enemy, the music industry:
Thom Yorke (of Radiohead, just in case you're retarded), has said that the music industry will fold in a matter of weeks, and it will be no great lost to the world. And to help destroy this useless industry, a new Radiohead album will be released in a matter of weeks. Presumably free just like their 2007 album, In Rainbows. And because I support stealing movies and music off the Internet. I encourage you to steal my blog. Just take it. For free.
Speaking of dying industries, I'd like to talk to BP. If you're not a representative of British Petroleum don't read the following.
Dear,
Tea-Drinking, Oil-Spilling assholes.
Clean up your goddamn mess. I mean you're literally worse than a 9-year-old. If they spill something at the dinner table, they make some effort to clean it up. And that's milk. You spilled oil. That kills ducks. You're killing this:
Look into that duck's eyes. Just a little bit longer. Do you feel the pain? The evil? Of course you don't, you're heartless robots. Now clean up your mess.
Speaking of Heartless robots, The Fray did a cover of Heartless buy Kanye West and its my SONG OF THE DAY. Hopefully I'll be consistent in posting daily and giving you a kickass song everyday, but consistency is not my thing. Which should be blatantly obviously by the fact that I didn't post for 5 months. But anyways, here's your song of the day.
Peace.
